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Waking up from my slumber, but I can't remember shit
I got this amulet. But don't know what the fuck to do with it,
All I can remember is that my home was turned to ash
So I'm fighting small animals to gather up some cash

Leveling up - yeah, I'm getting much stronger
Even thought the road in front of me keeps on getting longer,
Gotta find a wizard to undo this curse
But I gotta find a team to back me up, so first:

A mage that heals - I can work with that
And a dude with a gun that's ready to blast,
Yeah, I'm coming for you bad guys, no matter where you are
I've got my motherfucking team, now we're guided by the stars

'Cause I'm never giving up. No, not ever.
My story will be one they will be telling forever,
Saving the world, and yeah, I'm doing it right
'Cause, yo, me and my party - we're more than ready to fight.

We're more than ready to fight, re-re-re-ready to fight
Ready to fight, re-re-ready to fight

CHORUS

I'm a legendary warrior with amnesia
On a quest to save the world from some evil geezer,
I've got a special amulet, but I'm not sure what it does
All I know is I've been blessed by something high above

I've got my special sword and this path out before me
I try to get advice, but the townsfolk all ignore me,
I'll just keep pressing on and doing all of their sidequests
Till they finally get the picture and show me some respect

VERSE 2

So I'm fighting around, I gotta get my skills up
If I ever wanna show the final boss what's up,
But you gotta understand, man, it's harder than it sounds
'Cause these motherfucking townsfolk keep letting me down

- Oh, no no, right right, all I wanna do is save the fucking world
but no, keep on talking down to me, please.
You know.. You know what? Fuck this. I don't wanna buy your stupid fucking armor.
I'll just kill you with the fireball.

- Sir, please! There is no need to get violent

- Look, for the last time! Sell me the fucking sword!

- It is 14,000 gill

- What the fuck am I paying for?! I'm saving the world!

- Sir, you have to understand, I hear that a lot,
and I can not give discounts to every person..

- You are the biggest asshole ever!
Fine. Here's fucking 14,000 gill and just.. fuck off!

- Sir, there is no need to get loud

- God damn it! I mean, do you see the fucking giant wizard terrorizing the countryside?
I'm about to go fucking kill it, and you're making me pay for the fucking sword! To do it!

- Yes, sir, I understand..

- What the fuck.. get your priorities in order, god damn it! Fuck this store!

- Ok, thank you, come again!

- Go fuck yourself!!

Final boss is ahead, and I gotta be quick
Ima make that motherfucker just suck my dick,
Been through the desert and the misty forest
Dark ass caves, and I can't take any more of this!

Draw my sword and I see him up ahead
The stupid motherfucker is as good as dead,
He says something dumb like "I knew you would arrive"
So I say "you better run, if you wanna stay alive!"

He responds with a spell that goes into a cut-scene
My defenses up - I'll never let him cut me
Like a knight of the round, I've got power in numbers
I'm raining there fire like an Afghan summer

Deal the final blow and I yell "fuck you!"
You better be dead, 'cause I'm not playing part two,
He falls to the ground and drops the special stone
I yell "peace, bitch, I'm going the fuck home!"

CHORUS

I'm a legendary warrior with amnesia
On a quest to save the world from some evil geezer,
I've got a special amulet, but I'm not sure what it does
All I know is I've been blessed by something high above

I've got my special sword and this path out before me
I try to get advice, but the townsfolk all ignore me,
I'll just keep pressing on in doing all of their sidequests
Till they finally get the picture and show me some respect

Damn, that was a good game. Roll the credits.
Wait.. wait, wait, wait, wait..
what do you mean "I have to play it on hard to see the actual ending"?
What the f..